It’s official. Dude looks like a lady — EVERYWHERE.
The TV & Showbiz section of the Daily Mail published a fawning article about Bruce undergoing gender reassignment surgery so that he can finally live his ‘authentic life’ as Caitlyn.
It fawned about his ‘tight fitting’ ribbed dress, his tanned and toned ‘legs for days’ and Jenner’s ability to match beige with beige — coordinating his purse with his pumps.
You just don’t write that way about a 67-year old, and especially not one that was named ‘Bruce’ at birth.
AN EARLY SNEAK PEEK OF THE 67-YEAR-OLD MEMOIR, THE SECRETS OF MY LIFE, THE OLYMPIAN REVEALED SHE HAS UNDERGONE FULL GENDER REASSIGNMENT…
CAIT STEPPED OUT AS RADAR ONLINE RELEASED A SNEAK PEEK OF HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN WHICH SHE SPOKE ABOUT THE DECISION TO HAVE SURGERY AS PART OF HER TRANSITION.
THE STAR WROTE: ‘THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS, AND I FEEL NOT ONLY WONDERFUL BUT LIBERATED.’
SAYING THIS WILL BE THE FIRST AND LAST TIME SHE TALKS ABOUT HER SURGERY, CAIT CONTINUED: ‘SO WHY EVEN CONSIDER IT? BECAUSE IT’S JUST A PENIS. IT HAS NO SPECIAL GIFTS OR USE FOR ME OTHER THAN WHAT I HAVE SAID BEFORE, THE ABILITY TO TAKE A WHIZ IN THE WOODS.
‘I JUST WANT TO HAVE ALL THE RIGHT PARTS. I AM ALSO TIRED OF TUCKING THE DAMN THING IN ALL THE TIME.’
‘I AM GOING TO LIVE AUTHENTICALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. I AM GOING TO HAVE AN ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE THAT I HAVE NOT HAD IN 39 YEARS SINCE THE OLYMPICS, ALMOST TWO THIRDS OF MY LIFE.’
Jenner said that people kept asking about the genital situation, so now the answer is out there.
JENNER ALSO WRITES TO THOSE CURIOUS MINDS WHO STOP TO ASK HER ABOUT HER GENITAL SITUATION: ‘YOU WANT TO KNOW, SO NOW YOU KNOW. WHICH IS WHY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME, AND THE LAST TIME, I WILL EVER SPEAK OF IT.’
IN THE SURGERY, THE TESTICLES AND MOST OF THE PENIS ARE REMOVED WHILE THE URETHRA IS SHORTENED.
THE SKIN THAT HAD BEEN SURROUNDING THE PENIS IS THEN INVERTED AND USED TO CREATE A FUNCTIONING VAGINA AS WELL AS A NEOCLITORIS IN SOME CASES, WHICH ALLOWS FOR SENSATION.
THAT IS DONE BY USING A ‘COMPOSITE GRAFT OF THE TIP OF THE PENILE GLANS’ ACCORDING TO NCBI.
THE PROSTATE MEANWHILE IS NOT REMOVED DURING THE SURGERY, THOUGH IT DOES SHRINK BECAUSE OF THE HORMONES THAT ARE TAKEN DURING THE TRANSITION PROCESS.
THERE IS THEN A LONG PERIOD OF MAINTENANCE FOLLOWING THE SURGERY, WHICH REQUIRES BETWEEN FOUR AND SIX WEEKS OF RECOVERY.
That. Is. Horrific.
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